March 2011
What Happened In Your Birth Year? →
whathappenedinmybirthyear.com
This is amazing!
“My first boyfriend had a sex manual, but he was dyslexic. I was laying in bed and he was trying to find my vinegar.”
—Victoria Wood
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
These are facts.
My parents have developed the incredible ability to know exactly when I’m two paragraphs off finishing a book and come and talk to me then, which completely throws me out of the story and I never get the same impact from the ending I should.
My mother also seems desperate to talk to me three minutes before the end of anything on TV.
- Noel Fielding: [Courtney Love] would crush you like a Twiglet.
- Simon Amstell: She would ... or she'd kill me and make it look like suicide...
How did we get so mean?
Please tell me, what book are you currently reading?
Tonight just took a turn for the very interesting.
It could be the start of the most major change in my life so far.
Of course, it could turn out to be nothing.
“Love isn’t soft - it’s hard, like granite, it has to be. So much is expected of it, so much pressure put on it - it has to withstand such a lot. But after many years of being polished, shaped and honed by life it truly is a thing of beauty.”
—Mike Gayle
“[The Simpsons] is like an obnoxious, senile relative. Not much fun to be around, but you don’t quite want them dead. Yet.”
—Cracked
“When I see this, I wonder whether Bin Laden had a point.”
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A commenter on MTV Italia’s website reacting to a preview clip of Jersey Shore, which premieres in Italy today.
[nyp.]
(via thedailywhat)
