They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
These are facts.
My parents have developed the incredible ability to know exactly when I’m two paragraphs off finishing a book and come and talk to me then, which completely throws me out of the story and I never get the same impact from the ending I should.
My mother also seems desperate to talk to me three minutes before the end of anything on TV.
- Noel Fielding: [Courtney Love] would crush you like a Twiglet.
- Simon Amstell: She would ... or she'd kill me and make it look like suicide...
It could be the start of the most major change in my life so far.
Of course, it could turn out to be nothing.