April 2012
- hagrid: hey i just met you
- hagrid: and this is crazy
- hagrid: but you're a wizard harry
- Michael Parkinson: Is your mother still alive?
- Victoria Wood: Yes.
- Michael Parkinson: What does she make of your success?
- Victoria Wood: I haven't told her.
What ingredients does it take to make you?
MAUL is made of boy rhinos and forgetfulness. With a dash of Mother Russia.
Molly is made of cupcakes, Indie and Order. With a dash of the East.
Amy is made of lipstick, family and Mother Nature. With a dash of Picasso.
Homeless Trolley is made of power, fire and apathy. With a dash of Shindan.
Brooke is made of tired, octopi, and attention. With a dash of karaoke.
Electramayhem is made of books, perfume, and neon. With a dash of Billy Joel.
Michael is made of friends, beer, and fury. With a dash of foreveralone.
I still believe in the need for guitars and drums and desperate poetry. And I still believe that everyone can find a song for every time they’ve lost and every time they’ve won.
According to Shelfari, I have 67 books still to read on my shelves and 13 that I want to read but haven’t bought yet. There’s also at least two coming out this year that I will certainly get (Fforde and Rowling), and about another fifty-odd Christie ones I’ve not put on the list.
I will break the list down eventually.
if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent
the wizarding world is not a comfortable place
You think that’s the worst of it? Read this article:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19667_6-horrifying-implications-harry-potter-universe.html