Fell From Fiction

Well I’m not the only one who regrets the way they act

But I seem to be the only one who’s honest with the fact

And I’m sorry, honey, this time you’re the sucker…

I’m a heartless bastard goddam motherfucker

Do you ever feel that you’re actually just playing a character in a sitcom or something, at times? Like, you’re really an actor and the person everyone else sees is just a character and not actually real.

I feel I play my character with a sense of deluded arrogance, someone who could do great things but is too lazy to get round to them. And who, when he thinks he’s good at something, will immediately find someone who is better.

Anyone know what I mean? Or else, how do you see me, or how are you playing your character?

… they used to work at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando. In the Three Broomsticks.

How cool is it that she can put Three Broomsticks on her CV and it’s actually legit?! So jealous.

fauxbritish:

Do you think Matt Smith even owns full-length trousers?

“I don’t usually do this kind of thing,” you said.
“Neither do I,” I assured you.

Later it turned out we had both met people online before, and we had both slept with people on first dates before, and we had both found ourselves falling too fast before. But we comforted outselves with what we really meant to say, which was; “I don’t normally feel this good about what I’m doing.”